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So I was melting chocolate so I could drizzle it on my fig cookies and I wanted to make it looser so I added water to it like an idiot. Apparently, just one drop of water will cause hot, melted chocolate to “seize.” ;…..; So all of sudden it got hard (what she said) and then I was frustrated and played around with it (what she said) and I molded it into this shit (eww). And now it is dog poop on the street that I scooped up with wax paper, as the law requires.
Oh my godddddddddd, you make me laugh. Also, digging the Snoop Dogg-esque pimp nail you got growing thurr gurrrl.
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sashya-k reblogged this from chotai and added:
godddddddddd, you...me laugh. Also, digging...Snoop...
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bruut said:
you should have added oil instead of water.
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evansknight said:
Come on, Janet. Rookie mistake.
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matryoshhka said:
happened to me too. want fig cookies.
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